What can BROWN Do For You? Here's what:

Some of the coeducational denizens of Brown University have sunk a little deeper into the mire of ridiculousness and irrelevance. Observe the university's Undergraduate Council of Students' new manifesto condemning the institution's recognition of Columbus Day. And here is a snippet from a news report about it:

"Hundreds of Brown students had asked the Providence, R.I. school to stop observing Columbus Day, saying Christopher Columbus's violent treatment of Native Americans he encountered was inconsistent with Brown's values. . . ." (continue reading)

When you get over your headache from reading that, you may want to avail yourself of some anti-venom for this latest round of anti-Columbus silliness, which can be obtained here, here, and here.