He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die," whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father," replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. Harry and Nancy would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Harry commented to Nancy "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Nancy couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the dying man's room, the priest took Nancy 's hand in his right hand and Harry's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity settled across the old priest's face.
Finally Nancy spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied. "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." His voice trailed off . . .
After a brief pause, he continued . . . "The Lord died between two lying thieves, and I would like to do the same."
Oh snap! That is all I have to say...
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm speechless I tend to say "oh snap!" LOL
Yup, that is a laugh out loud moment.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless that old Priest!
Thanks Pat, you must have heard that I needed a good laugh! That was great...
ReplyDeleteT.G.
Heheh : )
ReplyDeleteFor all those priests out there...take note.....
thanks for the story :) God does have a sense of humor...:)
ReplyDeleteFunny, but sadly, accurate.
ReplyDeleteThat's gotta hurt!
ReplyDeletepriceless
ReplyDeleteVery Funny Pat!
ReplyDeleteLOL, yes, but one of the thieves crucified with Jesus was The Good Thief! :)
ReplyDeleteVery funny and sad because it's true. There is always hope for conversion.
ReplyDeleteIs this a true story because if it is, it is powerful.
ReplyDeleteis this true? or just a joke?
ReplyDeleteis this a true story?
ReplyDeleteOkay, that was hilarious and I am stealing it for my own blog. LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm fairly certain (I'll say 90%) this is a joke, and is not true.
ReplyDeleteStill, it would be good to have confirmation.
Note to Patrick: If you don't want to stat in the post itself that this is a joke (or not), then you could comment immediately on your own blog, letting your readers know.
Yes, it's a joke. Isn't it pretty obvious?
ReplyDeleteBut even so, I know a few stalwart old priests who would dearly like to pull off a grand final exit like this one, that is, if they could only get Nancy and Harry to show.