This reminds we of a joke I heard years ago. A hundred year old man was being interviewed on his brithday. A reporter asked him," Sir, what's the secret to living a long life?" "Well sonny, I never smoked, I never drank booze, and I never messed around with loose women." Just then, loud noises were heard from the first story of the house. The reporter startled asked, "What's gall that racket?" The old man said, " Oh, that's just my father coming in from a night of painting the town red!"