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March 27, 2009

Mrs. Clinton Meets Our Lady of Guadalupe



This is a picture of Mrs. Hillary Clinton, the new U.S. Secretary of State, during her visit to Mexico City, being "introduced" to the miraculous image of Our Lady of Guadalupe by Msgr. Diego Monroy Ponce, the rector of the Basilica.

Caption time! And to make it more interesting for all of you, I will send a free, personally inscribed copy of my book 150 Bible Verses Every Catholic Should Know to the person who posts in the comments section of this post on this blog my favorite caption for this picture.

This contest will end on Monday, March 30th at 5:00 p.m. ET. I will notify the winner via e-mail and arrange to send the book to him or her straight away, and I will announce and post the winning caption for posterity, as well as the runners up. Please note that I will have the final, unappealable word on who wins.

Have fun, everyone. Happy captioning.

155 comments:

  1. Hilary learns the true meaning of feminism...or not.

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  2. You see, madam Secretary, THIS is what a woman looks like!

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  3. Hello? Hello? Why do you find this so hard to look at, Mrs. Clinton?

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  4. And this is the Protectorix of the Unborn. Wait...where are you going?

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  5. From Hillary,"HMMMM, I wonder if I can channel her the next time I see my psychic."

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  6. "Oh, I'd look much better standing there, my outfit matches better" thought Hillary as she was introduced to the image of Our Lady.

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  7. Mary's star covered mantle symbolizes her link to the divine. Your red...not so much.

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  8. Pope Pius XII declared her “Queen of Mexico and Empress of the Americas”, so I guess she on upped you in your career aspirations.

    By the way today Hilary Clinton was honored by Planned Parenthood and given the Maggie the award named after their racist-eugenist found.

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  9. Wait, I thought I was Patroness of the Americas?!

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  10. How quaint, these Mexicans. Remember, keep smiling. Smile . . . smile . . . smile. Surely, these Catholics can't believe in such superstitious hogwash. Am I still smiling? Keep smiling, I'm a diplomat now. I fake it when I'm in public with Bill, I can fake it now. They really BELIEVE this crap? Smile . . . smile. What if there IS something to this stuff? Smile . . . smile. Please let there be nothing to this stuff. Is the smile holding up? S'alright? S'alright.


    mail@revolution21.org

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  11. Wow look, we're wearing different shades of the same color!

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  12. "See the serpent crushed beneath the Blessed Mother's feet? That's you Madame Secretary."

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  13. "Behold: The ORIGINAL 'Mexico City Policy' "
    or
    "I'd like to introduce you to OUR Mexico City Policy"

    Nick
    http://catholicdefense.googlepages.com/

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  14. "You see Madam Secretary, THIS is the REAL First Lady."

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  15. "Hmm...maybe *I* should try blue...do these orange britches make me look FAT?"

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  16. "You see Madame Secretary, THIS is the real FIRST LADY!"

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  17. "Hmm...maybe *I* should try blue. Do these orange britches make me look FAT?"

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  18. The former First Lady meets the eternal "First Lady."

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  19. Here we have Our Lady of Guadalupe -- protectress of the unborn -- someone you will never have to compete with for an award from Planned Parenthood.

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  20. smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

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  21. "You see Mrs. Clinton, She will be the one that will defeat the abortions in your country"

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  22. and Hillary Clinton responded "Oh that poor woman, just think what welfare would do for her. I mean look at her odd clothing."

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  23. Today she stands before the Patroness of the Unborn, tomorrow, sadly, she'll be standing before Planned Parenthood.

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  24. Beautiful! I notice there is no signature, who is the gifted painter?

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  25. Beautiful! I notice there is no signature, who is the gifted painter? Rivera, Kahlo?

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  26. Madam Secretary, meet the Queen of the Americas!

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  27. Madam Secretary, meet the Queen of the Americas!

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  28. Yes, Hillary, the world is under HER feet

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  29. You see, Mrs. Clinton, if you turn down the "Margaret Sanger Award," this could be your "eternal reward."

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  30. HILLARY: " Oh my , ........ Tall .... uh , yes .... Tall isn't she? "

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  31. I don't think this is funny at all, we should be praying for Hillary, I met her in my home state of NH and I could see in her eyes how much The Lord loves her and needs our prayers, it's not of Jesus to be doing this and I hope this "contest" will end. If anyone of you is without sin cast the first stone. I may vote pro life and stand for conservative views but it's this kind of mocking that doesn't reflect who we are suppose to be as Christians. We are to be in HIS image and Our Lady's.

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  32. Temporarily blinded by the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe, Hilary doesn't see the sword St.Michael has pointed directly at her.

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  33. "Hey! Looks like they're selling pant-suits over there!"

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  34. "We'd love to hang that life size painting of you that you brought us Mrs. Clinton but as you can see our walls are filled."

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  35. Perhaps the closest these two will ever get...

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  36. Sra. Clinton, te presento Nuestra Señora. Un Cachito De Lo Nuestro!

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  37. The tilma has lasted hundreds of years? I can't even get my pantsuit to last one election cycle.

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  38. Jason Alexander - a healthy sense of humor is an appropriate way to get through these uneasy times. In the eternal perspective there is great irony in this picture. As long as it doesn't get nasty, have a little fun! Lots of saints enjoyed a good laugh.
    That being said, I couldn't come up with anything.

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  39. You see Mrs. Clinton, our Lady weeps for all you have done.

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  40. "And over here you'll find the beginnings of a vast, Light-bring conspiracy!"

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  41. And Hilary asks,
    " what famous artist painted this?

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  42. According to an article at the Catholic News Agency website Mrs. Clinton left a bouquet of flowers and then asked:

    "Who painted it?"

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  43. "Did he just say Queen of Heaven and Earth?? HMMMMM, I will have to learn more about this woman who has acheived my highest aspirations..."

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  44. "In fact, many a blind people have been healed when they turned to the Ark an' saw!"

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  45. Sadly, I'm afraid it's hard to beat Sec. Clinton's own words: "Who painted it?"

    BUT I suppose I should make up my own...

    "If only I had beaten Barack, I wouldn't have to put up with stuff like this! (Sigh)"

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  46. Mrs. Clinton poses between and Icon and a Nikon

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  47. The Queen of Heaven is introduced to the Queen of Leaven

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  48. Msgr: "...meet our lady of Guadalupe! (commotion of photographers, talking etc)....(and Msgr whispers to Clinton)..Oh!I wanted to let you know before you go...the confessional is through the doors to the left and at the end of the hall..just so you know...oh and please say a prayer for the end to legalized abortion when you pass by the chapel for me?....thanks..."

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  49. "She's the Mediatrix with Jesus? No problem! Remember, We are the president...."

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  50. "Now a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a garland of twelve stars. Then being with child, she cried out in labor and in pain to give birth. And another sign appeared in heaven: behold, a great, fiery red dragon...well, I don't want to ruin the ending for you."

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  51. Madam Secretary, I'd like to introduce you to Mary, the Queen of Heaven. Holy Mother of God, meet Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, the one bill didn't sleep with.

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  52. God cant make it clearer for us all:
    "Choose "Life"(left) or "Death" (right)

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  53. "Mrs Clinton, stop looking at the cameras! The image of Our Blessed Mother is over here. Your Mother could do you a world of good, if you turned to Her."

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  54. I wonder if that is a pre-fertilized embryo in her womb?

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  55. No, you will not be seeing her any time soon. Or later for that matter...

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  56. No, you will not be meeting her any time soon....or later for that matter

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  57. I can dress like this since it's not a mosque.

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  58. In answer to Sec. Clinton's question:

    The hand of Alimighty God painted this,Madame Secretary. You have also been weighed in the balance and found lacking.

    And this is the writing that is written: MANE, THECEL, PHARES.
    And this is the interpretation of the word. MANE: God hath numbered thy kingdom, and hath finished it. THECEL: thou art weighed in the balance, and art found wanting. PHARES: thy kingdom is divided...

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  59. Lovely Lady dressed in blue,
    Teach her how to pray!
    God was just your little Boy,
    Show Hillary the way!

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  60. Lovely Lady dressed in blue,
    Teach her how to Pray!
    God was just your little Boy,
    Show Hillary the way!

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  61. This is she who shall crush thy head, and thou shalt lie in wait for her heel.

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  62. I can't think of anything better than what is already above! But, I note....she isn't even looking at it !! She is smiling at someone as he is explaining it. Oh my gosh..so uncool.

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  63. I can't think of anything funnier than what's already been said, but I note that Hillary isn't even looking. She's smiling off at someone as he is explaining...so so not cool.

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  64. The Son of man indeed goeth, as it is written of him: but woe to that man by whom the Son of man shall be betrayed: it were better for him, if that man had not been born.

    And Judas that betrayed him, answering, said: Is it I, Rabbi? He saith to him: Thou hast said it. Matthew 26:24-25

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  65. "And this is Jesus' Mother. Do you remember Jesus - he's that fellow I just told you about? Well, this is his Mother, Mary. She's 'inviolate'."
    "Hmm, looks more teal to me."

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  66. NO I can't look directly at her. Do you want me to melt or something?

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  67. What Hilary Clinton is thinking..."Don't look her in the eyes. Don't look her in the eyes."

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  68. Alright I'll lighten up some I agree with you Laura, "I wonder if I'm being reflected in the eyes of the tilma" from what I researched Juan Diego can be seen in the eyes of Our Lady of Guadelupe when viewed close up lol

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  69. "The Day Hillary began her search for the Truth" That's what I am praying for.

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  70. Hilary I am not sure who the better artist was, the Creator of this work or your makeup person for the smile they were able to create on your miserable face.

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  71. "...oh by the way Hilary, the confessionals second door on the left..."

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  72. Soak it up Hilary for there wont be art in the place your going.....

    from Jim

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  73. Hilary:......"I am so going to hell."

    from Jim

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  74. But Hillary wouldn't be able to make all the $$$millions in political kick backs with our abortion!!!

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  75. But Hillary wouldn't be able to make all the $$$millions in political kick backs with our abortion!!!

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  76. "That sinking, nauseous, empty feeling in you abdomen Hilary....well it isn't from the burritos..."

    from Jim

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  77. HC: "Who painted it?"
    Answer: No one you know, Hillary.

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  78. "Be worthy to give birth to our Savior . . . Or, run for president again? Any village idiot can figure this one out . . . see you in 2012!"

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  79. Hillary in the silence of her heart asks, "Be found worthy to give birth to our Savior, or run for president again? Any village idiot can figure this one out . . . see you in 2012!"

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  80. This woman? Oh yeah...she concieved out of wedlock, but gave birth to the baby. Um...medic! Secretary Clinton passed out!

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  81. "There is no art to define the mind's construction in the face" - Shakespeare - Blessings - Rene

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  82. "One may smile and smile and be a villian" Shakespear (slightly modified) - Blessings - Rene

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  83. Hilary Clinton is the living proof that God has put limits to our intelligence but none to our stupidity...

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  84. In Spite of the Mexico City policy, Our Lady of Guadalupe continues to protect the unborn.

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  85. My beloved Daughter Hillary, even for you I await with love. Would that more of my children might pray for your conversion. Only then can Red suits and beautiful smiles mean anything.

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  86. Behold your mother! Uh, are you listening...I said "Behold your mother!" Never mind, I can see I'm wasting my time.

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  87. Behold your mother! Uh, I said "Behold your mother!" Aren't you listening? Never mind, I can see I'm wasting my time.

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  88. Oh stop talking already!!
    Anyone got a Big Mac???
    Bill better behaving tonight!!
    Can't wait to go shopping...

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  89. Look at her, Madam Secretary. Look at the true meaning of "feminism."

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  90. Protectoress of the Unborn? How quaint!

    or

    Well I'm Secretary of State. What has SHE done?

    or

    This is not a smile. It's me ignoring you.

    or

    This is not a smile. It's just what my face looks like when I'm intimidated.

    or

    Ooohh. She looks nice. I bet she'd LOVE me!

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  91. "If..I...don't...look...at...it,...it...can.t..hurt...me."

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  92. "Madame Secretary, Notre Dame would like to address you on the subject of abortion. Shall we commence?"

    (I don't know which of my comments will post, but I would like THIS one instead of my previous one...)

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  93. Who is the artist of this painting? All that comes to mind is this saying, "Sin makes you stupid, and stupidity has no shame."

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  94. Yes, Notre Dame University IS named after her - can you pass her story along to President Obama so he will truly understand the sacredness of her name?
    LarryS

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  95. She shouldn't even be allowed in that place, and you know full well she knew what she was doing when asking who the painter was; look at that face. Catholic Caveman had the best caption,"What a maroon"

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  96. The culture of death meets the Mother of Life.

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  97. Msgr Ponce: You see, the image is not really ink and it's not really on the tilma material. It hovers.
    H. Clinton: It hovers? You mean like a hoverboard from Back to the Future II?
    MP: Pardon?
    HC: Just messin' with you father.

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  98. Madam! The greatest Lady ever in heaven and on earth.
    Charles William J
    Namakkal, India.
    29 03 2009

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  99. Our Lady not Knowing meeting our Lady of Guadalupe.

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  100. Is the red you are wearing the blood of the unborn, my daughter?

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  101. You chose the color red to symbolize the blood of those killed by abortion and your smile is charateristic of satan...

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  102. That's weird, I didn't know she was Mexican. Bill said she was like...Egyptian, or something.

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  103. Msgr. Diego Monroy Ponce: "Here is the image that converted millions of pagans to the Faith. You will note..."

    Hilary: "Slowly, the President exits Airforce One to greet the cheering crowds. I - er - she smiles graciously, nodding at the children happily throwing flowers at her feet..."

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  104. And in this corner, Our Lady of Guadeluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupe!

    Lllllet's get ready to rumbllllllllllllllllle!!!!

    (My money's on the lady in blue...)

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  105. Ehem, Mrs. Clinton, please pay attention.
    As you can see, the Word became FLESH, AT CONCEPTION.

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  106. Mrs. Clinton, as you can see, the Almighty became the most Vulnerable.

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  107. Perhaps you don't believe this Hillary, but this woman still loves you, and wants you to come over and meet her Son.

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  108. "If Catholics had voted their Faith, you'd have never become Sect'y of State, Mrs. Clinton..."

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  109. "If Catholics had voted their Faith, you'd have never become Sect'y of State, Mrs. Clinton..."

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  110. It depends on what your definition of "is", is.............??!!!!

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  111. It depends on what your definition of "is", is................!?

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  112. Monsignor to Hillary: "Hey, that's our second vow too!"

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  113. Monsignor to Hillary: "Hey, that's our second vow too!"

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  114. The 1530's called. It says it wants its pantsuit back.

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  115. That glass ceiling you keep talking about? God chose her to shatter it, not you.

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  116. mrs clinton says
    "and this artist what you call him yes mm god has he made any other work of arts??"

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  117. mrs clinton says
    "this artist what his name mm ye God has he done any other works of art i would know????"

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  118. "Oh poo, I can't remember...is she Old, or, New Testament?"

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  119. HC: "Who painted this?"

    Bishop: "I don't think you've ever heard of him."

    HC: "Oh c'mon - I'm the smartest woman in the world! You don't think I would know who it is?"

    Bishop: "It is the work of the Great "I AM".

    HC: "Just leave Obama out of this!"

    -- Paul Dickinson
    [send book to:
    418 Trotters ...]

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  121. "Now Mrs. Clinton - THIS is an IMMACULATE blue dress...."

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  122. HC..."O, so sad...she's expecting isn't she?
    Too bad Margaret Sanger wasn't around back then,
    she wouldn't have been saddled with such a BURDEN!"

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  123. "Now Mrs. Clinton, THIS is an IMMACULATE blue dress..."

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  124. Lalalalalala.... I can't hear you!
    Is this over yet?

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  125. ...And practically extinct in your country is this, the Mirror Not.

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  126. Yes Madam Secretary, this Woman is married to the church...and just like you, sometimes her spouse is unfaithful too.

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  127. Clue- the board game. Winning solution:

    It was Mrs. Clinton, in the Basilica, with the disinterested look.

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

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  128. "We call Her Our Lady but she could be Your Lady just for the asking"

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  129. One of these things is not like the other!
    getbigbaby@hotmail.com

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  130. I hope there is no penalty for multiple submissions for entertainment?

    Hillary: "Perfect, sure, but was she progressive?"

    Bishop: “Let’s see, how can I explain this? She’s kind of like the Batman to your Joker.”
    Hillary: “Do you want to know how I got these scars?”

    Hillary: "How funny! She looks like a woman but she isn’t even wearing pants!"

    Bishop: "Satan's secretary meet the Handmaiden of the Lord"

    Bishop: "And here we have everything that you are against."

    Bishop: "No, not your relative."

    Bishop: "Obviously not a politician."

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  131. "Hilary I present to you our Lords Recovery Package."

    From Jim

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  132. I hope my ignorance is not as glaring as my pantsuit!

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  133. "If I don't look at her maybe she will go away and I won't turn into a pillar of salt."

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  134. Who else would like to know what Our Lady whispered in the Sec. of State's ear?

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  135. My wayward daughter, cherish my son and all of the Lord's dear children.

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  136. I would humbly suggest Our Lady's message was

    "Wayward daughter, cherish my son and all of the Lord's dear children."

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  137. Msgr. Ponce: "As you can see, Mrs. Clinton, Our Lady is carrying the unborn Christ child in her womb."

    Hillary: "Yeah, sure, ok. Where's the Ladies' Room?"

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  138. Hllary: "No, really, I'm serious. Who did paint this and, uh, isn't she pregnant?"

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  139. "just smile and nod... I may have found my voice, but there's nothing I can say to this."

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  140. Monisgnor to Hillary: "Why, it wasn't painted by anyone. It is a miracle of Heaven. And by the way, have you heard these excellent tapes from Patrick Madrid--they're awesome." (Note: This is not a blatant attempt to win any free literature from said Patrick Madrid--who is awesome.)

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  141. Msgr: I am grateful for you be here Mrs Clinton, to meet Our Lady Of Guadalupe....but because of you're journey later to 'promote more abortions, and contraception' through planned parenthood, I can only say...'May God have mercy on your soul' How absolutely anti-woman you are. Our Lady must be weeping this very moment to see you here and where your footsteps are taking you!!"

    Later on...Mrs Clinton went to a Friday night gala in Houston, Texas where she received the national abortion business' highest honor, the Margaret Sanger award. read up..
    http://www.lifenews.com/state3987.html

    its very true...I dont care how "Nice" the Clinton family comes across...they are not so "nice" rather quite 'fervent' in destroying that little gift we all were given by God called "freedom" and "human dignity" So I suggest we all Fight for life! and not be so 'lax' about such severe issues and circumstances such as what we see in this picture! and see in the news...

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  142. I think Cortez would have sacrificed her.

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