Secretary Clinton's encounter with this image ocurred not long before she accepted an award from Planned Parenthood for her "contributions to the advancement of women's health care through [her] work promoting prevention and family planning" [which is code for contraception and abortion, dontchyaknow]. Watch the video of that infernal spectacle here, if you can stomach it.
This is the picture I asked you to caption (not the one above). The winner and the runners up are those who, in my subjective judgment, best and most cleverly captured the ironic weirdness of the scene: a woman who has made a lucrative career for herself as an implacable foe of the Pro-life movement (and, more fundamentally, a foe of all the unborn children who have been, are being, and will be slaughtered through abortion, as the result of her efforts to support it) being shown the image of the Blessed Virgin Mary, the mother of Life Himself.
There's no need for me to editorialize further on this bizarre juxtaposition of Truth and error, light and darkness, goodness and evil, which is represented by these two very different, diametrically opposed women.
The winner of this caption contest will receive a personally inscribed copy of my book 150 Bible Verses Every Catholic Should Know.
Nick — "Behold: The ORIGINAL 'Mexico City Policy'"
First Runners Up (3-way tie):
Micaela — "That sinking, nauseous, empty feeling in your abdomen, Hillary? Well, it isn't from the burritos . . ."
Dee — The culture of death meets the Mother of Life.
BillyHW — "Now a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of twelve stars. Then being with child, she cried out in labor and in pain to give birth. And another sign appeared in heaven: behold, a great, fiery red dragon...well, I don't want to ruin the ending for you."
Second Runners Up (3-way tie)
Catholic Audio — "And this is the Protectrix of the Unborn. Wait...where are you going?"
Ileana — "You see Madam Secretary, THIS is the real First Lady."
Costa Adamopoulos — The former First Lady meets the eternal "First Lady."
Third Runners Up (2-way tie):
Andre — And in this corner, Our Lady of Guadaluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupe! Lllllet's get ready to rumbllllllllllllllllle!!!! (My money's on the lady in blue...)
Beren Camlost — One of these things is not like the other!
rjohnson4672 — "If..I...don't...look...at...it,...it...can.t..hurt...me."
Eric Harnisch — Perhaps the closest these two will ever get.
Pundette — HC: "Who painted it?" Answer: No one you know, Hillary.
Jean M. Heimann — "Here we have Our Lady of Guadalupe -- protectress of the unborn -- someone you will never have to compete with for an award from Planned Parenthood."
Our Family — "You see Mrs. Clinton, She will be the one that will defeat the abortions in your country"
The Mighty Favog — "How quaint, these Mexicans. Remember, keep smiling. Smile . . . smile . . . smile. Surely, these Catholics can't believe in such superstitious hogwash. Am I still smiling? Keep smiling, I'm a diplomat now. I fake it when I'm in public with Bill, I can fake it now. They really BELIEVE this crap? Smile . . . smile. What if there IS something to this stuff? Smile . . . smile. Please let there be nothing to this stuff. Is the smile holding up? S'alright? S'alright."